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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:39

Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
Unacceptable again!
Scientists Discover Mysterious Human Lineage with No Descendants - The Daily Galaxy
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What is Quora? Are there any tips?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
What are some photos of female sexual organs?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
How do I cure anxiety that comes to me when I think about life when in the toilet?
Just Forget it!
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Mahmoud Khalil vows to continue protests after release from detention - Politico
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
Exploding battery fears spark recall of 1.1 million portable chargers - San Francisco Chronicle
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What are Chinese hot pot restaurants? What do they serve, and why is it so popular in China?
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
New Non-Opioid Drug Offers Powerful Pain Relief Without the Dangerous Side Effects - SciTechDaily
Nuts and Butts
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Minds and Behinds