What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:39

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No go.

Unacceptable again!

Scientists Discover Mysterious Human Lineage with No Descendants - The Daily Galaxy

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Everyone loved it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What is the difference between 'Adidas' and 'Adizero' shoes in terms of running distance and quality?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good.

No, not a chance

Scientists discover rare planet at the edge of the Milky Way using space-time phenomenon predicted by Einstein - Live Science

They put up a sign reading

So they tried

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What is Quora? Are there any tips?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good

What are some photos of female sexual organs?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

How do I cure anxiety that comes to me when I think about life when in the toilet?

Just Forget it!

Then came..

Freaks and Cheeks

Buried for 16 Million Years, Scientists Unearth a Prehistoric Spider So Big, It Might Have Stalked Dinosaurs - Indian Defence Review

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Mahmoud Khalil vows to continue protests after release from detention - Politico

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Thumbs down again.

Exploding battery fears spark recall of 1.1 million portable chargers - San Francisco Chronicle

Next, they tried...

share office space ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What are Chinese hot pot restaurants? What do they serve, and why is it so popular in China?

Loons and Moons

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No way

New Non-Opioid Drug Offers Powerful Pain Relief Without the Dangerous Side Effects - SciTechDaily

Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds